Can you guess..........
Well after this mornings hillarious post I have thought about all the things that we (My Peeps and I have done together) share that enables us to KNOW ENTIRELY TOO MUCH ABOUT EACH OTHER...............
Here goes see if you can guess who you are or who I am talking about.............
1. BIG Scary DICK.....Roar
2. The night we went to Nashville and ended up in a motel.
3. Printer's Alley Parking Garage
4. Text messaging during the Fireworks.
5. I want you to cum first NO really you CUM FIRST...hehehehehe...hehehehehe...Gatlinburg
6. Come On In *****
7. 4 people naked.....and two em were married.
8. Jeff Grissom's last night as a FREE MAN.
9. Just shut up and F**K ME.
10. Out back of Bernies
(I think this one applies to all of us)11. My Dick looked like it had been beat with a ball bat.
12. She left me drink a beer and smoke a cigar while she sucked my dick.
13. This person peed their pants when they shot a firework gun at theirself.
14. He let a little child put smoke bombs under his truck.
15. OOOOOOhhhhhh I got pee on me yuck get it off, get it off.
16. F**k the Jaycees
17. She ain't no Ho, she's just loose with it.
18. Oh my God they are f**kin on the dance floor look, no don't look.
19. Just take her home and F**K her brains out!
20. Any of my Birthdays.
21. Never get shot your cum in your eye.
22. No really my panty drawer has pussy hair in it.
23. She has a HUGE YELLOW PUSSY and it like it when I pet it.
24. And one night in Cookville some PRICK F**KED my wife.
25. He cum on the towel........I didn't even get my shorts off.
26. She fell asleep with my dick in her mouth....but you know when she snored it kinda tickled.
Anyways if any of you can think of more funny monents that we can share without posting too many names this was really fun......hope you enjoy and you should try it!
let me know what you think the answers are.
2 weeks kiddies!
The History of Me and AsstroGlyde...........
Well ok those of you who read my Little BLOG here know me VERY well.....that is everyone but Sweet Lady Christy and she brought up a statement yesterday that all you peeps back home are gonna absolutely Shit about......lol So what do you think should we fill her in......yep here we go.....this is the comment she posted to my ad about AsstroGlyde.......tehe
said...
why dont you date one of the guys in your favorite band? kick the maid or whatever he is OUT, and then move to TN and date someone in the band... you know you want toOMG Where o Where do I begin
OK first about 4 years ago there was a place being built called Bernie's
this is where I met Tator Salad (Rob).....we had a few laughs drank alot of BEER....and selpt together numerous times.......lol.......Since then he has gotten Married (which I helped with the weddin reception) and gotten DIVORCED.......fell in LOVE again with R2 (Rachael) and is VERY Happy......
On to MY BROTHER.....Witchataw (Adam)........I have known Adam a long time.....but after the flig with Rob Adam was gettin a DIVORCE and well you guessed it we DRANK A LOT of BEER AND JIM BEAM (Bastard)......and slept together numerous times would have been one less if Mary had her way (one 4th of July) LOL.....anyways he has since found a love MY MARY which is MsUmp BTW and one of my best friends.......lol
Are you confused Yet??????? Just wait there is more......
The band was started and orginally it was just Adam and Rob.....then came Randel
Randel you know I really don't remember how Randel got in to the scene but needless to say he had gotten DIVORCED and we DRANK alot of BEER and slept together a couple of times....lol.....since then he has joined the band and gotten a girl friend too.......lol
This brings back such good memories.....lol
Well now that you know our history as you can see all 3 of these were just flings a time in each of our lives that we didn't really want anything but a F**K! LOL
The standin joke is that it is a Good thing they are not Journey or a Marching Band (way to many members).....needless to say we are all GREAT FRIENDS.....we know WAY TOO MUCH ABOUT EACH OTHER but still GREAT FRIENDS....we are real;ly like family now it is much more than friends.....I LOVE EM ALL......AND HAVE LOVED them all......lol
So what you think peeps is that a pretty good reckolection of how it went down....lol
It is soooooo DAMN funny in print.....well Christy if you have any ??????????'s feel free to comment I am sure betwenn Mary, Me, Lila, Rob and Leonard we can answer any you throw at us......
Oh and to answer you comment I have been there and DONE All OF THEM! LOL
and I am workin on the maid thing it is a delicate situation....shut up mary I know! LOL
Lots of LOVE from Texas......and to MY PEEPS I will see yall in 2 weeks babies 2 weeks....and I got a ride to pick me up at the airport....most of you can guess who it is....lol
In the words of MY Brother Adam "Rock On AsstroGlyde"
