Saturday, October 22, 2005

The Best Band Ever

I know not to many visitors to my Blog will understand this but My Favorite Band in the hole world is AsstroGlyde from McMinnville, TN....

Nothing Rolls off the Tounge Like......
AsstroGlyde

Ya hear me.....

I have a Nickleback song they should try out the lyrics are as follows:

I’m through with standing in line
to clubs we’ll never get in
It’s like the bottom of the ninth
and I’m never gonna win
This life hasn’t turned out
quite the way I want it to be

I want a brand new house
on an episode of Cribs
And a bathroom I can play baseball in
And a king size tub big enough
for ten plus me

I’ll need a credit card that’s got no limit
And a big black jet with a bedroom in it
Gonna join the mile high club
At thirty-seven thousand feet

I want a new tour bus full of old guitars
My own star on Hollywood Boulevard
Somewhere between Cher and
James Dean is fine for me

I’m gonna trade this life for fortune and fame
I’d even cut my hair and change my name

‘Cause we all just wanna be big rockstars
And live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars
The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap
We’ll all stay skinny ‘cause we just won’t eat
And we’ll hang out in the coolest bars
In the VIP with the movie stars
Every good gold digger’s
Gonna wind up there
Every Playboy bunny
With her bleach blond hair
Hey hey I wanna be a rockstar
Hey hey I wanna be a rockstar

I wanna be great like Elvis without the tassels
Hire eight body guards that love to beat up assholes
Sign a couple autographs
So I can eat my meals for free

I think I’m gonna dress my ass
with the latest fashion
Get a front door key to the Playboy mansion
Gonna date a centerfold that loves to
blow my money for me

I’m gonna trade this life
For fortune and fame
I’d even cut my hair
And change my name
‘Cause we all just
wanna be big rockstars
And live in hilltop houses
driving fifteen cars
The girls come easy and
the drugs come cheap
We’ll all stay skinny
‘cause we just won’t eat
And we’ll hang out in the coolest bars
In the VIP with the movie stars
Every good gold digger’s
gonna wind up there
Every Playboy bunny
with her bleach blond hair
And we’ll hide out in the private rooms
With the latest dictionary and
today’s who’s who
They’ll get you anything
with that evil smile
Everybody’s got a
drug dealer on speed dial
Hey hey I wanna be a rockstar
Hey hey I wanna be a rockstar

I’m gonna sing those songs
that offend the censors
Gonna pop my pills
from a pez dispenser
When they ask why I drink all day
I’ll say because I can

I’ll get washed-up singers writing all my songs
Lip sync em every night so I don’t get ‘em wrong
Then listen to the fans tell me how damn good I am

I’m gonna trade this life for fortune and fame
I’d even cut my hair and change my name

Cause we all just wanna be big rockstars
And live in hillltop houses driving fifteen cars
The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap
We’ll all stay skinny ‘cause we just won’t eat
And we’ll hang out in the coolest bars
In the VIP with the movie stars
Every good gold digger’s
gonna wind up there
Every playboy bunny with her bleach blond hair
And we’ll hide out in the private rooms
With the latest dictionary and today’s who’s who
They’ll get you anything with that evil smile
Everybody’s got a drug dealer on speed dial
Hey hey I wanna be a rockstar
Hey hey I wanna be a rockstar

I know they would have thier own spin they are good at that LOL!!!

posted by Guvnah @ 9:02 PM 2 other thoughts

work work work work work work work work work

You know all I do is WORK!

From 4pm to either 1am or 3am is my work schedule...not bad right....but here is the kicker....I work 7 days a week.

Dont get me wrong the pay is nice but hell I have no time to spend it!

I will be soooooooo glad to get back to TN in December....I am getting drunked up atleast 5 or 10 times while I am there.

Get this I called some of my buddies from back home and they had a party last night.....And they had strippers! I am soooooooo jealous! Big Leonard even put a stripper pole up at his house so they could have some fun! I talked to one of the girls on the phone last night her stage name is Vallarie kewl hugh (sounds like a stripper name?) right! anyways found out she is from San Antonio and her friend is from Houston....aint that a kick in hte pants I moved from TN to TX and they moved from TX to TN.

Anyways I think they are going to be back at Christmas time so I will get to met em up close and personal!

Strip clubs (or as we call em "titty Bars")are the funest places to go with your man or with a group................

I remember the night I told all my friends that I was moving to TX.....we all went to a Titty Bar kinda close to home.....we had a ball! There was 9 of us sitting around the stage right infront of course those girls racked up that night we probbably dropped about $300 that night. Which isnt really that bad.......oh did I tell ya that was only to the girls that did not include our beer! LOL

Oh yeah I think those girls last night at the private racked up too!

oh well enough for now!

posted by Guvnah @ 5:30 PM 2 other thoughts

Random Crapola

I hate missing phone calls.....one of those that it is someone that I really really want to talk to and when I called them back they didn't answer. DAMN IT!

On a much better note......My Sis will be in the Sates hopefully by Monday! Hooooowwwwwaaaaa!

I really hope I get that return phone call! DAMN IT!

posted by Guvnah @ 12:40 AM 1 other thoughts