The History of Me and AsstroGlyde...........
Well ok those of you who read my Little BLOG here know me VERY well.....that is everyone but Sweet Lady Christy and she brought up a statement yesterday that all you peeps back home are gonna absolutely Shit about......lol So what do you think should we fill her in......yep here we go.....this is the comment she posted to my ad about AsstroGlyde.......teheLady Christy said...
why dont you date one of the guys in your favorite band? kick the maid or whatever he is OUT, and then move to TN and date someone in the band... you know you want to
OMG Where o Where do I begin
OK first about 4 years ago there was a place being built called Bernie's
this is where I met Tator Salad (Rob).....we had a few laughs drank alot of BEER....and selpt together numerous times.......lol.......Since then he has gotten Married (which I helped with the weddin reception) and gotten DIVORCED.......fell in LOVE again with R2 (Rachael) and is VERY Happy......
On to MY BROTHER.....Witchataw (Adam)........I have known Adam a long time.....but after the flig with Rob Adam was gettin a DIVORCE and well you guessed it we DRANK A LOT of BEER AND JIM BEAM (Bastard)......and slept together numerous times would have been one less if Mary had her way (one 4th of July) LOL.....anyways he has since found a love MY MARY which is MsUmp BTW and one of my best friends.......lol
Are you confused Yet??????? Just wait there is more......
The band was started and orginally it was just Adam and Rob.....then came Randel
Randel you know I really don't remember how Randel got in to the scene but needless to say he had gotten DIVORCED and we DRANK alot of BEER and slept together a couple of times....lol.....since then he has joined the band and gotten a girl friend too.......lol
This brings back such good memories.....lol
Well now that you know our history as you can see all 3 of these were just flings a time in each of our lives that we didn't really want anything but a F**K! LOL
The standin joke is that it is a Good thing they are not Journey or a Marching Band (way to many members).....needless to say we are all GREAT FRIENDS.....we know WAY TOO MUCH ABOUT EACH OTHER but still GREAT FRIENDS....we are real;ly like family now it is much more than friends.....I LOVE EM ALL......AND HAVE LOVED them all......lol
So what you think peeps is that a pretty good reckolection of how it went down....lol
It is soooooo DAMN funny in print.....well Christy if you have any ??????????'s feel free to comment I am sure betwenn Mary, Me, Lila, Rob and Leonard we can answer any you throw at us......
Oh and to answer you comment I have been there and DONE All OF THEM! LOL
and I am workin on the maid thing it is a delicate situation....shut up mary I know! LOL
Lots of LOVE from Texas......and to MY PEEPS I will see yall in 2 weeks babies 2 weeks....and I got a ride to pick me up at the airport....most of you can guess who it is....lol
In the words of MY Brother Adam "Rock On AsstroGlyde"
posted by Guvnah @ 1:03 PM
3 Comments:
OK, so wow! You are to AsstroGlyde as I WISH I WERE to Aerosmith! How about they get a new band member of your chosing and you get to have him all to yourself! I'm trying to help a girl out here!
That idea I LOVE! Mary see if Adam, Rob and Randel can find me a guy! they all know me well enough!
Lady C. Hope we didn't scare you off with our little side of freakville.....lol......We all did get a HUGE laugh yesterday.....all my friends just couldn't wait for me to wake up and read what had been said.....I am sure when I go home in 2 weeks this will topic for laughs.....
Well friends, I aim to please. And beating around the bush is not my specialty...But really... you need to get rid of the butler and get a real man... who can buy your gifts and like... sweet you off somewhere exotic... and make sure he's musical... you clearly have a thing for the musical types!
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