** Still Can't Sleep **
Well I am back from my trip to the great state of Tennessee!Let's see where to begin.....ah yes
1. got laid
2. got to see the Glyde (The entire Band)
3. got to go shopping with my mom and lila (playin dress up barbie w/lilahead is way fun)
4. got to go to the FOGLIGHT restaruant
5. got to sopend time with mary and adam
6. went to a gay bar
7. went to a drag show......(where the FUNNIEST SHIT IN THE WORLD CAME OUT OF MY BROTHER'S MOUTH.....ready for it...let me tell this story.......we go to Alan Gold's in Chatt Town (Wicked KEWL drag and gay bar) to see the drag show on Friday night......4 performers......the first one was bald....surprised the shit out of me seen several drag queens NONE OF WHICH HAVE EVER BEEN BALD????? second one was a VERY GOOD LOOKING brunett that has A GREAT ASS! The kind that you want to smack over and over and over again....and a set of titts that any one would be happy to play with! the 3rd and 4th were fairly nice looking blondes but lets get back to the 2nd one.....OMG! this queen must have been through surgery....she/he had a very small g-string on and there is NO WAY "it" was tucked! Ya hear me! This is the point where my brother gets funny! We had both been giving each other the eyes....you know the one that say OMG she/he is HOT! DAMN IT! He turns to me and says......."Well I may have to take it back!" to which I say take what back......He says "I might have to take back that I wouldn't FUCK A MAN! Cause I just might if it looks like this one!" Yep folks you heard it here but of course he has always told me that as long as you are giving it's all fucking! when you start getting well that different! LOL We laughed so hard that I thought I would pee down my leg! I laughed and laughed and laughed some more......but let me just tell ya folks she/he was HOT and she/he had a GREAT ASS AND A VERY NICE SET OF TITTS! but that statement out of his mouth was the greatest thing ever said I believe!
8. got to stay in Chatt town w/lila
9. got to go baby shopping
10. got a DAMN COLD!
All in all it was a GREAT TRIP and my parents are going to be out the first week of December so things are well and good!
posted by Guvnah @ 3:10 AM
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