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The TRIP home was way FUN....got to see Mom, Dad, Lila-Head, Mary, My Brother (Adam), Rach, Leonard, Rob, Rachael, Randel, Shauna, and many many others.......

Friday got in around 9:40am my driver picked me up and we ate at the Cracker Barrel in Mancatcher.....he dropped me off about 1pm and I caught me a cat nap.....needed it badly....got up ready to go........went to the Bee to eat super with my mom and dad and their best buds Bob & Pat....had a BLAST.....Pat had a drink too many and she was giggly it was soooooo funny.....get my thingy off was some of the words out of her mouth......lol

After eatin Lila met me at the Bee and we proceeded to the VFW to met Adam for a beer....asked him to go to the titty bar but he said no thanks! Lucyk for us we found a DD to take us to the titty bar....gota love James....anyways after we got to the TB Leonard and Tator Salad and Rachael were all there and man did we have fun.....I know I posted earlier that I bought a tanning bed well I have been using it too.....so when my titts came out they were nice and taned come on......got several complentments and some money.....yippy!

The BIG DAY..........Saturday Lila and I slept til about 10 mom brought us breakfast and then we headed to town she got her nails did and I wanted to get my hair trimmed.....every time I am in town I get my regular guy STEVE (gotta love Steve) to trim my hair.....and guess what talked my LILA into cutting her hair tooooooo......man she looks like my Lila again....she had really short hair before and was lettin it grow out....nOT FOR HER LET ME TELL YA....in the words of Steve "Baby I wouldn't have fucked ya".....but "now with this look back ....hey hey hey"

The AsstroGlyde show started at 9pm and THEY ROCKED THE VFW! I love my fellas....got to video tape them and I have got to get it to DVD so I can mail everone a copy....I have tons of pics but my computer has been acting funny so I will post them later on.......gotta bitch a minute about the drama.....Le Ann which is my brother's EX WIFE came in the VFW wearin a shirt that said "I'm With The BAND" needless to say Mary and many others of us did not like it at all......but what can you do......Adam can't make her do anything, Mary can't, I can't, Lila can't NO ONE CAN make her do a DAMN thing! to make a short version Mary left the VFW before the show was over and I had a HELL OF A TIME getting her to tell me where she went.....It is ALL GOOD NOW SO (say la ve) or how ever the hell it goes................
Lila and Cotton well there is one for the record books.....none of us are really sure why the hell they got into it....but here goes.....we were standin in the bar and she hit him in the arm playin....well it turned into a Mexican standoff....and I told her to leave him alone he dont play well with others....thought she would hed my warnin well of course not.....we went back into the the stage area so we could get Adam's stuff and say bye to the rest of the guys....well here came Cotton and again with the Mexican Stand Off.....Lila told him they could take it to the parkin lot and of course Cotton agreed well I had to step in and take her off and he stormed out.....WHAT THE FUCK?????????? It lead to me gettin a VERY NASTY phone call at 5am Sunday morning tellin me that my bitch slut friend had distrpected him and he thought it was BULLSHIT!

DRAMA DRAMA DRAMA

in the words of Tator Salad "I didn't take Drama in High school don't need it now'

Sunday was a good day
Lila and I got woke up by my sis knockin on the door...she came in and talked a while before we got ready to go eat lunch with my mom........after lunch Lila went on to her sister's house and I went to Mary and Adam's apartment.......we tired like hell to get the VHS to DVD even bought a DVD Recorder and the BASTARD wouldn't work.......so we gave up and called Randel and Shauna to go eat and of course we went to the Bee cause the Applebees is the ONLY place worth eatin in MacTown......had a great super and wetn back to the apartment where I finally got to see Walk the Line the Johnny Cash Movie and man was it good! I got it for Adam his B-day was Wednesday.

Hung out with Mom and Dad on Monday and went across the mountain to see Lila and eat with her and Brook at BONEFISH and man let me tell ya it was awsome best food......

Tuesday was a LONG day got up at 2am got to the airport at 4am and got on the plane at 6am......and got home about 11:45am and now here I am today back at work.

I am looking HARD foe a house and I got approved today for a $100K loan for a house cool cause I never would have thought any bank would give me that soooooo it is off to looky looky....

To all my peeps back home I LOVE YALL, MISS YALL and glad I got to see yall.

Lots of love from Texas.....keep watchin for the pics from Saturday night with the Glyde

posted by Guvnah @ 7:14 PM