Things I HATE now that I am in Texas
1. I HATE that I cant see my friends everday.2. I HATE when a friend calls me VERY upset I cant just get a bottle of tequila and head over to her house to cheer her up!
3. I HATE I have no really close friends in Texas
4. I HATE that my friends have parties and I cant be there
5. I HATE that Birthdays come and go and I am not there to celebrate.
6. I HATE that I have to just wait and worry if my friend that called upset drunk and crying is ok(For Real) or is she just saying that because I cant see her.
7. I HATE not living in Tennessee.
8. I HATE that I didnt know Mary couldnt drive a stick.
9. I HATE I cant goto Chattanooga to get accused of being a Lesbian.
10. I HATE I cant be laughed at for falling asleep during a blow job.
11. I HATE not playing darts and heckling the other players.
12. I HATE not playing rook on Sundays.
13. I HATE not cooking and taking it to Bernie's on Sunday.
14. I HATE not getting to watch Sue and the Sunday night Sex Show.
15. I HATE not being able to make everbody at Bernie's watch CHARMED!
16. I HATE being told to get off the bar.
I am sure there are many other things I HATE but I am tired of complaining tonight........so Enough for now!
posted by Guvnah @ 9:58 PM
2 Comments:
Oh my god that brought back memories!
I thought you would think of some old stuff! LOL
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